A Stream of Subconciousness.

Fuck the whole "50 Day Challenge". I'm not "writing a letter to an ex" or "sharing my feelings with the mirror". Fuck the ex and the mirror and fuck you.
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Sometimes I wonder, is it worth being miserable? Is it worth moaning about the Government, the media and skinny-jeaned hipsters? The answer is yes, it is worth it for fucks sake.
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Here's a list of things that have pissed me off recently.

1. You.
2. Him.
3. Her and
4. Them

Piss off.
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Are the majority of women culturally retarded? The answer is yes. According to studies at UCL, 79% of women know nothing compared to just 13% of men. But this majority of women have become a cash-cow for film studios. How else can you possibly explain "Mamma Mia!" grossing more than "The Dark Knight" in the U.K.
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The Geezer:

1. Stella Artois
2. Copy of The Sun (if normal geezer)
3. Daily Star (super-geezer)
4. Daily Sport (mega-geezer)
5. B&H Gold or
6. 50g Golden Virginia
7. Always carries £50 notes
8. Chelsea supporter
9. Will order a drink followed by the word "sweetheart"
10. Favourite film is "The Godfather" or at a stretch "Scarface"
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If those two minstrel twin robots from "Transformers 2" are the Jar Jar Binks of the Transformers world, what is Jar Jar Binks in the Star Wars universe?
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If you are seriously pondering the above question, kill yourself.
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I'm done for today.

DAY 1 Introduce yourself / List your likes and dislikes

Okay, so I tried doing a blog about a year or so ago and I failed miserably, par for the course really. So now I've decided to do it again but in the least imaginative and most lazy way possible, by using the 50 day challenge. But who cares. I don't. If you do, fuck off.

So I have to introduce myself. Well, I'm a miserable bastard (I wont call myself THE miserable bastard because thats a little vain). Thats all you need to know.

My likes and dislikes?

LIKES: Film. Music. Television. Food. Drink. Basically the same shit that everyone else likes. I could get into specifics and say I love The Beatles. "The Dark Knight". "The Wire". "30 Rock". Pizza. Beer. But how the fuck will that make me different from millions of other men my age?

DISLIKES: Now this is where people skew off in different directions. I define myself by the things I hate and my relationships with friends are governed (say 70%) by bitching about the things we hate. We revel in it. Women more than men. I hate a lot of the typical things. "Glee". Scouting For Girls. Justin Beiber. Chick flicks. They are fish in a barrel.

The things that differentiate me from others is the little things and the level of hatred I direct towards it. Another man could stub his toe and shout "Ow!" and maybe curse a little. I'll murder your family in anger.

Over the course of the next 50 days, you'll find out what I really hate. In detail. Listen to me, talking like you're going to give a shit about this blog.