Fuck the whole "50 Day Challenge". I'm not "writing a letter to an ex" or "sharing my feelings with the mirror". Fuck the ex and the mirror and fuck you.
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Sometimes I wonder, is it worth being miserable? Is it worth moaning about the Government, the media and skinny-jeaned hipsters? The answer is yes, it is worth it for fucks sake.
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Here's a list of things that have pissed me off recently.
1. You.
2. Him.
3. Her and
4. Them
Piss off.
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Are the majority of women culturally retarded? The answer is yes. According to studies at UCL, 79% of women know nothing compared to just 13% of men. But this majority of women have become a cash-cow for film studios. How else can you possibly explain "Mamma Mia!" grossing more than "The Dark Knight" in the U.K.
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The Geezer:
1. Stella Artois
2. Copy of The Sun (if normal geezer)
3. Daily Star (super-geezer)
4. Daily Sport (mega-geezer)
5. B&H Gold or
6. 50g Golden Virginia
7. Always carries £50 notes
8. Chelsea supporter
9. Will order a drink followed by the word "sweetheart"
10. Favourite film is "The Godfather" or at a stretch "Scarface"
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If those two minstrel twin robots from "Transformers 2" are the Jar Jar Binks of the Transformers world, what is Jar Jar Binks in the Star Wars universe?
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If you are seriously pondering the above question, kill yourself.
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I'm done for today.
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