DAY 1 Introduce yourself / List your likes and dislikes

Okay, so I tried doing a blog about a year or so ago and I failed miserably, par for the course really. So now I've decided to do it again but in the least imaginative and most lazy way possible, by using the 50 day challenge. But who cares. I don't. If you do, fuck off.

So I have to introduce myself. Well, I'm a miserable bastard (I wont call myself THE miserable bastard because thats a little vain). Thats all you need to know.

My likes and dislikes?

LIKES: Film. Music. Television. Food. Drink. Basically the same shit that everyone else likes. I could get into specifics and say I love The Beatles. "The Dark Knight". "The Wire". "30 Rock". Pizza. Beer. But how the fuck will that make me different from millions of other men my age?

DISLIKES: Now this is where people skew off in different directions. I define myself by the things I hate and my relationships with friends are governed (say 70%) by bitching about the things we hate. We revel in it. Women more than men. I hate a lot of the typical things. "Glee". Scouting For Girls. Justin Beiber. Chick flicks. They are fish in a barrel.

The things that differentiate me from others is the little things and the level of hatred I direct towards it. Another man could stub his toe and shout "Ow!" and maybe curse a little. I'll murder your family in anger.

Over the course of the next 50 days, you'll find out what I really hate. In detail. Listen to me, talking like you're going to give a shit about this blog.